We sailed the seven seas to find the pinnacle in super-stick technology. The result: our stickers, made from 100% whale oil*
*Our stickers are made of high quality vinyl. They are 2.5" x 2.5", UV coated, and highly adhesive.
Stick them to your fridge, your car, your adult tricycle. They fit perfectly around the Bic lighter that you use to light your birthday cakes. Cats love them. They look nice on water bottles, laptops and if a social media site is giving you trouble about “female presenting nipples”, they happen to work great as improvised pasties (see below gif)
You can buy just one if you want, but order a couple extras for your pals. Select a larger pack size if you want a lil' discount.