The "cALL US" sWEATSHIRT

WHO? WHAT? WHEN? It's time to tell the world what number they need to call when strange occurrences occur. 

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!knurhs-erP
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!retseylop flah dna nottoc flaH
!kcab eht no gnihtoN
!sroloc 7
!suoiretsyM
!nwot fo klat eht eb ll'uoY

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Photo by Ariana Nedelman

These are men's-ish sizes.  If you're used to women's sizes, consider ordering a size down.  Sorry that we don't have anything smaller than "small".  Apparently there's no such thing as affordable women's sweaters. Please address your complaints to: ThePatriarchy@whitehouse.gov